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{ Yearly Archives } 2008

2008 in Film (or: I have too much time on my hands)

2008 was a busy year for movie watching. About 180 movies/tv seasons under my belt this year… and more to come for 2009.

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Your Sarcasm Meter is Broken

Some people are just too dumb for their own good. Their sarcasm meters are apparently broken beyond repair, and that’s never a good thing when I’m around.

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Ducks Hate Costumes

Found on Twitter:
If I were Jesus, I’d make a rule that nativities had to use live ducks. Because ducks hate costumes, and Christmas should be hard but funny.

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10 Reasons Never to Have a Religion

While browsing through Delicious and Alltop looking for interesting things to waste my time on, I came across a great article entitled “10 Reasons You Should Never Have a Religion.”
The title is pretty self-explanatory, I think, but it raises some interesting points. Having been raised in a very religious household, I have a pretty clear [...]

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Metric

And now I’m back… from outer space… I just walked in to find that sad look upon your face…

I’m back, for now, but with a different format, probably.

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Return the favor

I was going through an e-mail address of mine that’s been lying abandoned for a while, just out of curiosity to see what’s accumulated since I abandoned it — there are inevitably people who didn’t update their address books.
I found this little chain-mail gem, offering some tips on filling up on gas, and then some [...]

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100 Things: Getting Closer

A while ago, I announced my intentions to declutter my life following something resembling the “rules” of the 100 Things Challenge. I haven’t mentioned it since, but I am in fact making progress.
While I’m still not sure if I’ll actually hit the 100-things mark, I’m definitely getting closer. Foregoing the tedious task of first making [...]

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Rock on.

Last night I went down to Summerfest, perhaps known best for being the world’s largest collection of fat ugly drunk people. Of course, the promoters call it “The World’s Largest Music Festival” but clearly that’s just marketing jive talk to hide the truth. I generally try to avoid Summerfest to the best of my ability, [...]

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Banned.

I was getting hit pretty hard by spam comments for a while (thanks to the excellent Akismet Wordpress plugin, none of it actually made its way past the filters), so I ended up banning the IP address responsible for 99% of it.
Life was good.
And now they’re back. Different IP, but same base range. So, that [...]

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Corporate-speak, or: How to kill employee morale

When a company drops a few hundred employees like a bad habit, I’d prefer they at least say it straight-out instead of dancing around with politically correct euphemisms.

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