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Mandatory Celebrations

No more birthdays. At least, no more birthday parties.

Binary Birthday CandleI’ve never quite understood people’s fascination with birthdays and the parties that inevitably accompany them. Yeah, today is the nth annual re-occurrence of the date that you were introduced to the world, so what?

Are you telling me that your birth was such a momentous occasion, such a ground-breakingly important event, that we should all celebrate? Nonsense.

Oh, and what’s that? Not only must we gather for merry-making, you want gifts?? You want me to buy you something? Why? You didn’t do anything. If anything I should get your parents something for their effort. Depending on my feelings toward you, maybe it will be something nice as a token of thanks, or it may be a hint to never ever reproduce again after seeing what you turned out as.

I just don’t get it. Birthdays are not special events. So why do people make such a big deal out of them?

Photo by oskay, used under a Creative Commons Attribution License

{ 2 } Comments

  1. Nessa | April 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    Aggressive but true. I must say I never really thought of birthdays this way. Maybe I should read your rants more often. :P

  2. Sarah | May 21, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    I guess to me birthdays are a reason to get together with your friends and celebrate. It is more about thanking the person for being a great friend then being born. Very few people take time on a daily basis to tell the people in their life that they appreciate them, so birthdays are a time to do that. I agree that the gifts are uncalled for, I don’t need things to know someone cares, but if they take the time to tell me happy birthday or go out for a few drinks and fun with me that means more.

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